About the presence of God: “Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
About National identity: “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.” – Frank Zappa
About Wisdom: “He was a wise man who invented beer.” – Plato
About the greatest invention: “Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” – Dave Barry
About beauty: “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” – Kinky Friedman
About solution: “Beer! Now there’s a temporary solution.” – Dan Castellaneta
Err.. killing your enemy?: “Alright brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer.” – Homer Simpson
About importance of oxygen: “Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” – Dave Barry
About supporting the economy: “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” – Jack Handy
About Err.. Love: “BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE S@X SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!” – Unknown
Image clicked using a macro lens (100mm) at Anjuna.
